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MON 18 MAR 2019
“The items have been allocated into the brackets based upon the conferences that we revealed earlier in the year.” See what dark, neutral corners your heart will lead you into next at the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Brackets.
MON 11 MAR 2019
“Er... pass.” Assert your Fifth Amendment privilege and avoid divulging your knowledge of Interaction: How Much Is Enough?.
MON 04 MAR 2019
“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.
MON 25 FEB 2019
“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.” Initiate the pointless and potentially fatal 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Minimal Ass Ratio Conference.
MON 18 FEB 2019
“He’s opening our minds to new ideas! Kill him!” Insist upon the playing of the mutant anthem “Whip It” before we begin the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Social Commentary Conference.
MON 11 FEB 2019
“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfull the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.
MON 04 FEB 2019
“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.
MON 28 JAN 2019
“I love symposia!” Commence preparations for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Wordplay and Linguistics Conference.
MON 21 JAN 2019
“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.
MON 14 JAN 2019
“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.
MON 07 JAN 2019
“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.
MON 31 DEC 2018
“Ordinarily, we have a review committee.” Encourage Reg to get out of his fear bunker and remind him that The Fight Continues.
MON 24 DEC 2018
“Stop the end of the world sex!” Be right now in time for the Top Lines That Are So Sudden After Thirteen Years.
MON 17 DEC 2018
“Eratosthenes wrote the book on geography.” Realise that you totally forgot to do the assigned reading and that you will not be able to Stump Edvard About Eratosthenes.
MON 10 DEC 2018
“π/4 radians of pizza, please.” Use mathy talk in the Top Lines That Are Nutso Good.
MON 03 DEC 2018
“Therefore, theoretically, someone could decide not to wait for FIFA and to instead compute the rankings on their own.” Provide detailed instructions to Gianni Infantino regarding the proper usage of his calculator in The Greatest Draw That Drawing Has Ever Drawn.
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