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THE INVERSE OF ZAPP BRANNIGAN

JUNK

LETTER TO GEORGE W BUSH

Ever wondered how to deal with your common personal problems? Why not turn to Captain Compassionate Conservative himself?

COCKPIT CONVERSATIONS

The amusing interactions of "that little Fokker" and other silly aircraft with control towers.

IMPORTANT LESSONS FROM FILMS

These are some of the most important things, fifty of them, that we can learn from feature films.

THE STORY OF CREATION

Here is the situation of creation as it seems to have taken place. Note: This does not imply that I like Unix, Linux, or other related operating systems. Nor does it imply that I don't like Unix, Linux, or other related operating systems.

GENERAL MOTORS ON COMPUTERS

What if, twenty years ago, Bill Gates had majored in automobile engineering rather than computer science? Read on.

PHYSICS NEWS

Some of the stories that have been making news on the physics front.

NERD JOKES

It's about physicists, engineers, mathematicians, and others who are easily made fun of. Like me, but that's another story.

TECH SUPPORT STORIES

Maybe these people are surly just because they always have to fix other people's problems while their own go with no attention at all. How do you think I feel?

COMPUTER GEEK DATA

These are some good jokes that are actually reality, but we can just pretend that they're fake. That seems easiest, right?

SPELINK

Why doesn't the USA ever do anything like this? Oh that's right, that would involve logic and common sense. We can't have that, can we.

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