GoobNet Enterprises, Inc [which doesn’t actually exist however] was founded in 1997 by Mr Reginald J Goober, who wanted a site that would provide useful resources but which would retain a goofy sense of humour. There can be no doubt now that GoobNet has fulfilled its goals.
Mr Goober started with a crummy little Web site and turned it into six crummy little Web sites. Here is his welcome letter to each and every GoobNet visitor.
“Incoherent football stuff, and it’s on the wrong side”
alan “space§man” pritchard
“The coolest website of anyone I know”
“Much cooler than mine, but I’m cuter”
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