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ABOUT GOOBNET

GoobNet Enterprises, Inc [which doesn’t actually exist however] was founded in 1997 by Mr Reginald J Goober, who wanted a site that would provide useful resources but which would retain a goofy sense of humour. There can be no doubt now that GoobNet has fulfilled its goals.

WELCOME TO GOOBNET, BY REGINALD J GOOBER

Mr Goober started with a crummy little Web site and turned it into six crummy little Web sites. Here is his welcome letter to each and every GoobNet visitor.

GOOBNET’S CRITICAL ACCLAIM

“Incoherent football stuff, and it’s on the wrong side”

alan “space§man” pritchard

“(SnakeBall worship)”

jim bruce

“The coolest website of anyone I know”

chris hirata

“Very orderly”

weiwei yang

“Much cooler than mine, but I’m cuter”

jessica brown

MEET THE TEAM

  • Deb Harratsch, managing editor
  • Amber Lynn, features editor
  • Charlotte Kügenliche, host, Interaction
  • Debbie Myers, contributor
  • Edvard van de Kamp, contributor
  • GoobNet Special Projects Enhancement and Enforcement Division [SPEED]
    • Wen Jialuen
    • Gaby Gandalucci
    • Jasmine Tenthill
    • Jhonny de Regueiro

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