This Week’s Whine
“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.
As of 2019, the only Grand Slam tournament in tennis that does not play a tiebreak in the decisive set of singles matches is:
The Australian Open is introducing a final set tiebreak, to be played at six games all, in 2019.
The French Open is now the only Grand Slam tournament in which the final set of each singles match is played as an advantage set.
Wimbledon is introducing a final set tiebreak, to be played at twelve games all, in 2019.
The US Open introduced the tiebreak in all sets in 1970.
«8, 13, 19»
Equal to the numbers of first order administrative regions in the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Hungary.
“Why do women still have to put up with that shit?”
– Andy Murray, tennis player, on footballer Ada Hegerberg being asked about twerking at the 2018 Ballon d’Or announcement
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