The planet we all live on, Earth, currently appears to be engulfed in an endless series of crises.
It appears to be engulfed in an endless series of crises because it is engulfed in an endless series of crises.
Luckily, this endless series of crises is all part of a plan that has been worked out well in advance, and introduced to the public twelve years ago. There is a 96.9% probability that there has been no significant deviation since then.
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