This Week’s Whine
“π/4 radians of pizza, please.” Use mathy talk in the Top Lines That Are Nutso Good.
Chang’e 4, which lifted off from China PR on Friday, will attempt to make the first landing on:
The Moon’s far side
Chang’e 4 is expected to attempt to land in a crater on the Moon’s far side in January.
Mars’s south polar ice cap
A mountain on Venus
A moon of Jupiter
«69, 1,900, 50,000,000»
Equal to the estimated age, in years, of the Aleutian Islands, the number of major islands in the chain, and the approximate total length [in kilometres] of the chain.
“I am fully aware that the Supreme Court has declared that ‘money is speech’. That’s nonsense. The day my wallet starts talking to me, I might reconsider that view. Until then, I believe that the pernicious influence of money on our elections must be removed.”
– John Dingell, retired US congressmember
SOURCE: The Atlantic
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