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This Week’s Whine

“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.

Trivia Hit

As of 2019, the only Grand Slam tournament in tennis that does not play a tiebreak in the decisive set of singles matches is:

a.

Australian Open

b.

French Open

c.

Wimbledon

d.

US Open

Munerically Speaking

«8, 13, 19»

Equal to the numbers of first order administrative regions in the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Hungary.

Quoteboard

“Why do women still have to put up with that shit?”

– Andy Murray, tennis player, on footballer Ada Hegerberg being asked about twerking at the 2018 Ballon d’Or announcement
SOURCE: WTA

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