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“Shortly thereafter, Torinese ceased operations.” Realise that football is not really worth all the trouble, and that we should all go home and ask Italian Football Championship: Whatever Happened To....

Trivia Hit

All of these are official languages of Singapore except:

a.

Malay

b.

Burmese

c.

Tamil

d.

Mandarin

Munerically Speaking

«1, 5, 15, 61»

Equal to the duration [in years] since the position of King of Malaysia was established, the duration [in years] of the King of Malaysia’s term of office, the number of terms served to date, and the number of rulers who have served more than one term.

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“Hill’s ability to even sort of properly aim that lens is impressive given his helmet; I wear glasses and I can barely look through the viewfinder on a regular camera.”

– Jay Rigdon, contributor, Awful Announcing, on Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Tyreek Hill celebrating a touchdown against the Arizona Cardinals yesterday by commandeering a television camera
SOURCE: Awful Announcing

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