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This Week’s Whine

“Five conferences were selected for our team of prognosticators to prognosticate.” See what prognostications our prognosticators have prognosticated in Fully Confident in Confidence.

Trivia Hit

The aircraft carrier USS Hornet was involved in all of these except:

a.

World War II

b.

Korean War

c.

Vietnam War

d.

Apollo missions

Munerically Speaking

«1, 10, 7,821»

Equal to the total length [in kilometres] of the main route of the Trans-Canada Highway, the number of provinces the Trans-Canada Highway passes through, and the number of ferry crossings included in the main route.

Quoteboard

“Never before have I encountered someone so gleeful about catastrophe.”

– Bianca Bosker, Atlantic writer, on Gerta Keller, professor of paleontology and geology at Princeton University
SOURCE: Atlantic

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