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INTERACTION: MEN’S WORLD CUP VIDEO SCREENS

“What are we doing here?” Eagerly anticipate the spectacle of Luis Suárez answering the great questions of our time, which for all you know occurred on Interaction: Men’s World Cup Video Screens.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: WHY ARE US AIRLINES SO SHITTY?

“On my plane? Oh, hell no!” Have it with these motherfucking television personalities on this motherfucking plane in Interaction: Why Are US Airlines So Shitty?.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Aviation

INTERACTION: DERIVING AND ITS INFLUENCES

“Well, perhaps we should end our programme here, before I am banished from the kingdom of Arendelle.” Discover who is not amused in Interaction: Deriving and Its Influences.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Film, Frozen 2

INTERACTION: THE EYES OF PETER CAPALDI

“I didn’t know we were allowed to bring clips.” Tune in to The Brak Show in Interaction: The Eyes of Peter Capaldi.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Doctor Who

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP FORECAST

“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: SIXTEEN YEARS OF NUNAVUT

“Oh, a comedy, eh?” Be a hoser and take off in Interaction: Sixteen Years of Nunavut.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Canada, Nunavut

INTERACTION: DECONSTRUCTING MIKE

“In fact, I’m shocked that more teams don’t have economics taught to their players in house.” Discover if anyone... anyone... wants to learn the importance of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in Interaction: Deconstructing Mike.

Keywords: Novelty, Sport, Interaction, Football, MLS

INTERACTION: PROTESTS IN BRAZIL

“So vinegar is a controlled substance in Brazil?” Try the honey mustard instead in Interaction: Protests in Brazil.

Keywords: Novelty, Politics, Interaction, Brazil

INTERACTION: THE FUTURE OF SPACE

“But I will agree that few other news presenters could successfully carry off cheetah print pants. With the possible exception of Al Roker, of course.” See how the discussion could possibly get any more exciting in Interaction: The Future of Space.

Keywords: Novelty, Space, Interaction

INTERACTION: THE PAST

“You can get totally sauced now you haven’t got to prepare for next week.” Retroactively enjoy the weekend that was ahead of us but is now behind us in Interaction: The Past.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING

“We may never know how important it is to have a news media that understands mathematics.” See why a 1:1,000,000 probability is not all that impressive in Interaction: But Who’s Multiplying.

Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Interaction, But Who’s Multiplying

INTERACTION: LETTING PARLIAMENT HANG

“Will the parties prove unable to form a government and send us all back to the polls again? And if that happens, will the rest of the world laugh at us?” See why John Oliver will be unable to stop Jon Stewart in Interaction: Letting Parliament Hang.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction, United Kingdom

INTERACTION: FIXING AMERICAN BANKS

“If you feel that your bank is not acting in your interest, you should certainly withdraw your money from it.” Contribute to the collapse of all that we hold dear to our hearts in Interaction: Fixing American Banks.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Politics, Economics

INTERACTION: MEN’S WORLD CUP DRAW

“How should I know? Am I a psychic?” Make complete guesses about the future in Interaction: Men’s World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: 40 YEARS FROM THE MOON

“Mike, recommend you switch to VHF. Over.” See if your S band transmissions are being read five by in Interaction: 40 Years From the Moon.

Keywords: Space, Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

“I – your name and location here – do swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear interesting questions to Interaction and its hosts and panellists, according to my locality’s television schedule, so help me remote control.” Pledge your allegiance to your favourite interaction programme in Interaction: The Obama Administration.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

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