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« MON 01 APR 2019 »

This Week’s Whine

“Taking part in these challenges will help you engage your cerebral cortex, a skill that is frequently lacking in far too many of you humans.” Make your brain hurt in The Solution to Reality.

Trivia Hit

Should the United Kingdom successfully exit the European Union, the EU will be left with:

a.

11 member nations

b.

27 member nations

c.

33 member nations

d.

40 member nations

Munerically Speaking

«.18, 35, 68, 103»

Equal to the total length [in kilometres] of the Capital Beltway surrounding Washington, DC, USA, and the lengths [in kilometres] of the portions in Maryland, Virginia, and the District of Columbia.

Quoteboard

“We really haven’t done much. It’s equivalent to landing at LAX and saying you’ve been to Los Angeles.”

– Laura Forczyk, space consultant, on human exploration of the Moon to date
SOURCE: Los Angeles Times

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