WEEKLY WHINE

Dis-n-dat

These days, it's easy to insult people. There's millions of ways, from the multitude of "yo mama" jokes to the succinct "F*** you!" Whichever type you prefer, I just ask that you keep it to a minimum. Usually, these things have no factual basis whatsoever. No matter who says something about your mother and no matter what they say, the quick response is: "Have you met my mother?" Unless, of course, the insulter has. Anyway, it's more betterer to treat this case as an aberration and focus on the frequent case of useless/idle insults.

Here now is a variety of threats/insults and easy ways to counter them.