
The modern pentathlon is one of the most replaceable events at the Summer Olympics.
Therefore, shortly after the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing concluded, the GoobNet Special Projects Enhancement and Enforcement Division [SPEED] presented a number of ideas that could be used to replace the modern pentathlon. There is, of course, still time to incorporate one or all of these pentathlons into the Summer Olympic programme.
MON 08 SEP 2008
“The benefit of this event is that it would be funny to see a tiny gymnast do a 720 on a skateboard, or to see the world’s top BMX cyclist eliminated from the competition because he overused the inside rein on a 20 metre circle in the dressage.” Consider the implications of broadening competitors’ horizons in Icosipentathlon.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Summer Olympics
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