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The United States won the 2019 Women’s World Cup yesterday, but the squad is still in the midst of a prolonged struggle to earn their fair share of FIFA’s huge wads of cash.

However, as with most problems in life, this is one that GoobNet has already solved.

In 2016, we presented a worksheet that you can use to change the pay structure for the US Soccer Federation in such a way that the US women’s national team members are paid fairly. Can you do what Sunil Gulati and Carlos Cordeiro could not? Can you fill a form and fund female footballers fairly?

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