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Nine years ago, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert confirmed their roles as humanity’s voices of reason by holding the Rally to Restore Sanity and/​or Fear in Washington, DC, USA.

Since then, however, political discourse – and, in fact, all types of discourse – have become steadily less sane: pretending that it’s perfectly normal for a sitting US president to blackmail allies into investigating political opponents for bullshit reasons, claiming that dumping more than 100,000,000,000 kilogrammes of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every single day is perfectly safe, or even insisting that Earth is flat in the face of all evidence to the contrary.

We are clearly in dire need of a Re-Rally to Re-Restore Re-Sanity and/​or Re-Fear. Until then, why not re-review our list of signs seen at the original rally.

THE SANEST AND/OR SCARIEST SIGNS

“Many, many people attended the rally on the National Mall in Washington, DC, USA and had a very, very fun time.” See how large of an earthquake 150,000 simultaneous jumps create in The Sanest and/or Scariest Signs.

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