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2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SCIENTIFIC AND REFERENTIAL CONFERENCE

“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfull the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PUTDOWNS AND STUPIDNESS CONFERENCE

“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PHILIP J FRY CONFERENCE

“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ CONFERENCE

“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: TURANGA LEELA CONFERENCE

“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

THE FIGHT CONTINUES

“Ordinarily, we have a review committee.” Encourage Reg to get out of his fear bunker and remind him that The Fight Continues.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

TOP LINES THAT ARE SO SUDDEN AFTER THIRTEEN YEARS

“Stop the end of the world sex!” Be right now in time for the Top Lines That Are So Sudden After Thirteen Years.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES THAT ARE NUTSO GOOD

“π/4 radians of pizza, please.” Use mathy talk in the Top Lines That Are Nutso Good.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

EVALUATION OF 30 KITS REPRESENTING 29 CITIES

“It’s Mardi Gras!” Celebrate spring break responsibly in Evaluation of 30 Kits Representing 29 Cities.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Basketball, NBA

LAGRANGIAN POINTS OF INTEREST

”Several thousand asteroids in the Greek camp are known so far.” Mount an expensive and risky mission to swap 617 Patroclus with 624 Hektor in Lagrangian Points of Interest.

Keywords: Variety, Space

THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC ON THE SUBWAY

“Interchange to the Govan bus station.” Get off the bus in order that you may get on the train, but keep in mind that There Is No Need to Panic on the Subway.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

TOP LINES HEARD ON A CELL PHONE TELEPHONE

“Everyone out of the Universe!” All personnel must evacuate the Universe and report to the Mandatorium for the Top Lines Heard on a Cell Phone Telephone.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

FULLY CONFIDENT IN CONFIDENCE

“Five conferences were selected for our team of prognosticators to prognosticate.” See what prognostications our prognosticators have prognosticated in Fully Confident in Confidence.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, American football, Prediction

TOP LINES AS RATED BY THE COOLOMETER

“I deserve this.” Gain familiarity with the type of thing you can see in the Top Lines As Rated By the Coolometer.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

GET ON THE BUS, OR THE TRAIN, OR THE MONORAIL

“It would be expected to open concurrently with the automated train, currently planned for 2023 – which can’t come soon enough.” Depart for your departure in Get On the Bus, Or the Train, Or the Monorail.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

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