WEEKLY WHINE

The sanest and/or scariest signs

As you know, the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear occurred this past weekend and was a huge success. Many, many people attended the rally on the National Mall in Washington, DC, USA and had a very, very fun time. There were also some wonderful signs in evidence, as you can see below.

FLORIDIANS AGAINST RATIONAL THOUGHT

MY POLITICAL VIEWS CANNOT BE SUMMARIZED BY A SIGN

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I WON’T TREAD ON YOU IF YOU WON’T STOMP ON ME

DEATH TO NOBODY

I DON’T CARE ABOUT FOX NEWS – I JUST WANT FOX TO BRING FIREFLY BACK

DISAGREE? WE’LL STEP ON YOUR HEAD!! LET’S TALK IT OVER!

IF YOUR ERECTION OR YOUR ANGER LAST MORE THAN 4 HOURS SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION

YELLING JUST MAKES THE STUPID LOUDER

MUSLIMS DON’T DESTROY COUNTRIES; METEORS DESTROY COUNTRIES

GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME... SOMETHING

EACH WORD ON THIS SIGN IS SPELLED CORRECTLY

DON’T FEAR CHRISTINE O’DONNELL! ALTHOUGH SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT, I GOT BETTER!

I AM MUSLIM AND I’M AFRAID OF TERRORISTS TOO!

DON’T TREAD ON ANYONE. IT’S RUDE

I AM HOLDING A SIGN