FIFA is currently hard at work on a proposal that will completely revolutionise international football by giving the players more matches to play in whilst giving you the supporters more matches to watch.
It will also increase FIFA’s revenue streams. But that’s nothing more than a coincidence, and if you think that’s the only reason that FIFA is so interested in this proposal, then you’re far too suspicious of anyone and everyone, and you should just calm down and trust the people in positions of power, because they attained those positions of power because they are very good at their jobs and they really are just looking out for your best interests, and you should be so grateful and not suspicious at all that those people in positions of power are in those positions of power and are so eager to apply their power to activities that are surely in your best interests, which they are totally looking out for, and all of their ideas will surely make your lives better and are far better and far more likely to be successful than any of the laughable little ideas that your feeble mind might be trying to come up with, so you needn’t worry your pretty little head about any of the apparent problems that you may think are standing in your way, because those people in positions of power have already got it taken care of, and if they haven’t, then it’s totally those other guys’ fault, and you should do everything within your power to prevent those other guys from putting their plan into place, because their plan means the instant end of everything that you hold dear, which will become immediately obvious to you as soon as you read this thing on Facebook, which is completely true and totally trustworthy, so you won’t need to ask what their sources are or where their information comes from, because it’s totally what you want to believe anyway, and you should be so grateful to that independent and totally honest voice who’s telling it like it is and exposing the secret plans of those other guys so that honest hard working people like you can stop them and make sure that the people in positions of power, who, as previously mentioned, are just looking out for your best interests, are able to apply their power to activities that are surely in your best interests, which they are totally looking out for.
Anyway, although FIFA’s proposal is the greatest proposal ever and you should be totally excited for it and not suspicious at all, we here at GoobNet also developed a proposal to revolutionise international football. You can read about it below, and when you’re done with that, we’ll send you a link to this thing on Facebook that will tell you all about who is trying to suppress our proposal, so as soon as you read it, you’ll discover how to expose their lies, and you’ll want to send it to all of your friends so that they can help you do what needs to be done to stop them.
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