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The National Football League will begin its 105th season in just over a week’s time. This eighteen week spectacle of rushing, passing, receiving, kicking, and long snapping will feature games played in the United States, Brazil, the United Kingdom, and Germany.

This longstanding celebration of large human beings shoving one another while a noticeably smaller human being either tosses or punts a nonspherical ball over their helmets does have one ridiculous element to it: the Colour Rush uniform.

Traditionalists are horrified when the Dallas Cowboys dare to wear white pants rather than silver, or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wear jerseys that actually match their pants.

We here at GoobNet, however, are pleased to resume our celebration of the NFL’s tribute to chromatic consistency. Our new and improved NFL Colour Rush Simulation activity now features all of the latest Colour Rush uniforms and helmets, so that you may once again outfit NFL players in colours of your choice, and see how they appear to those with various colour vision deficiencies.

NFL COLOUR RUSH SIMULATION

NFL Colour Rush Simulation

Make your NFL viewing experience more colourful, and more accessible, in the NFL Colour Rush Simulation.

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