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The next version of the Ubuntu Linux distribution, 24.10, is scheduled for release on THU 10 OCT 2024. This version is named Oracular Oriole; no doubt baseball fans in Baltimore, MD, USA will be eager to discover the oriole’s postseason predictions.

When the name of version 16.10 was announced as Yakkety Yak, we here at GoobNet ranked the name against its predecessors. Only time will tell where the version names since then will rank. Susana has expressed her support for Disco Dingo, whilst Amber Lynn cast her vote for Bionic Beaver.

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