This is Edvard.
He likes paleontology, research, and making a difference in people’s lives. He dislikes frosty women, frosty vegetables, and internal combustion.
Edvard rose to fame in 1997 in his native Netherlands, taking time off from his position as a museum curator to tour the world making charity appearances at which he consumed explosives. Even today, he is well known as “Dynamite Eating” Edvard.
An explosion in 1999 came close to killing him, but after a year’s break, he resumed his performances for one more year, during which he met Nathan and Reg. They hit it off immediately, and Edvard needed little convincing to become a contributor to GoobNet.
Primarily, he hosts GoobNet’s Adventures of the Schmilblick Patrol. He also contributes “Stump Edvard” columns to the Weekly Whine and has served on various GoobNet special committees, such as the 2006 Review Committee, authors of “Don’t You Dare Put That Around My Neck”.
Currently, he splits his time between GoobNet Enterprises Inc [which doesn’t actually exist however] and the natural history museum in Utrecht, where he has recently taken control of the Mesozoic Era wing.
Edvard has been with his share of women over the years, and he also claims to shack up frequently with participants or panellists on Schmilblick Patrol. He has yet to show any interest in settling down for the long term.
He likes women who can combine sensuality and comedy.
He dislikes when the programme listing on the cable box doesn’t agree with the programme currently airing.
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