

WEEKLY WHINE
Continuing the axiom that the best things come in sixteens, here are the sixteen best reasons to do crosswords.
| Sometimes they really have to reach to make a clue fit | |
| Apiaries! | |
| Sometimes the last block is ambiguous | |
| 69 Across | |
| Fills up hours - or days - or more | |
| Bad puns like five letters, "Baseball player's favorite Simpson?" | |
| Better than the bridge column | |
| Only twenty six possible choices! | |
| They're rotationally symmetric [or are supposed to be] | |
| A big block of capital letters! | |
| You can send in your own | |
| There are lots of themed ones, like baseball and space! | |
| You learn that "cager" has to do with basketball | |
| One last week asked for eight letters, "Krypton, in chemistry" and for six letters, "Krypton, in comic books" | |
| Crosswords and lefties: That's about all there is at Caltech | |
| They bring people together - even if they're bugging you with answers you don't want |
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