WEEKLY WHINE
Hanging Chad out to dry
Last week, of course, we had our insanely popular feature about possible names for the International Space Station. Our ideas were so much better than everybody else's, but what would you expect from GoobNet?
Anyway, popular request says that we should do the same for some nations of the world that have bad names. [If you are, for example, George W Bush and you're not familiar with the nations of the world, the Animaniacs have a song that can get you up to speed.] Clearly the central African nation of Chad should become Hanging Chad, in a permanent mockery of the American electoral process. But what other names should get the boot?
Out with the old... | ...In with the new |
Trinidad and Tobago | Felix and Tobago |
The Sudan | A Sudan |
Central African Republic | CAR |
The Guinea | The Original Guinea |
Angola | Angle |
Iceland | Volcanoland |
Malta | Malted Shake |
San Marino | The Invisible Nation |
Kyrgyzstan | Llanstondne |
Maldives | Buendives |
Belgium | Swut |
Georgia | FSR Georgia |
Canada | (US + UK)/2 |
Nauru | Stan |
Hungary | Nebraska |
United States of America | Canada |
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