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Hanging Chad out to dry

Last week, of course, we had our insanely popular feature about possible names for the International Space Station. Our ideas were so much better than everybody else's, but what would you expect from GoobNet?

Anyway, popular request says that we should do the same for some nations of the world that have bad names. [If you are, for example, George W Bush and you're not familiar with the nations of the world, the Animaniacs have a song that can get you up to speed.] Clearly the central African nation of Chad should become Hanging Chad, in a permanent mockery of the American electoral process. But what other names should get the boot?

Out with the old......In with the new
Trinidad and TobagoFelix and Tobago
The SudanA Sudan
Central African RepublicCAR
The GuineaThe Original Guinea
AngolaAngle
IcelandVolcanoland
MaltaMalted Shake
San MarinoThe Invisible Nation
KyrgyzstanLlanstondne
MaldivesBuendives
BelgiumSwut
GeorgiaFSR Georgia
Canada(US + UK)/2
NauruStan
HungaryNebraska
United States of AmericaCanada

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