WEEKLY WHINE

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There now follows a review of some of the silly things overheard at Yuri's Night Los Angeles 2003 at the Encounter Restaurant, LAX.

Eric: Well, I trust you guys to solve it.

Rachel: You must get better ventilation now.

John: We learned not to build a party in one hour.

Loretta: I think this gives Eric more ammunition in his case that this is all just an excuse for a big birthday party.

Franky: Dude, the fashion show's in five minutes!

Eric: Someone took my badge!

Carlos: Can we eat the pizza?

Loretta: They are going home together!

Me: Or maybe they're just drunk.

John: Or maybe both.

Karen: Is it working yet?

Ryan: Is it working yet?

Eric: Is it working yet?

John: Is it working yet?

Ryan: Macs don't usually have microphone jacks.

Eric: Have you seen the hula hoop girl?

Scott: And you can also use them as flyswatters.

Carlos: Several girls, actually.