WEEKLY WHINE
We're too lazy to write something good this week.
Yeah, yeah. You're saying: "You've never written anything good anyway!"
True. But we'll see you at today's 2004 MLS Cup final between the Kansas City Wizards and DC United. So how about you spend the next couple of minutes familiarising yourself with the teams? The following items apply to one of the teams. Or to both. Or maybe to neither. Determine which.
| Wizards | United | Both | Neither | |
| Have won the most MLS Cups. [DC won in 1996, 1997, and 1999.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have never won an MLS Cup. [DC won in 1996, 1997, and 1999; Kansas City won in 2000.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have the league's Most Valuable Player. [Amado Guevara represents the MetroStars.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have the goalkeeper with the league's best goals against average. [Nick Rimando conceded 1.00 goal per match in 13 matches.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Scored the most goals in the regular season. [The MetroStars scored 47 goals this season.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Conceded the fewest goals in the regular season. [Kansas City conceded 30 goals this season.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Had the highest home attendance in the regular season. [Los Angeles averaged 23,809 fans at home.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Had two goalkeepers start at least ten regular season matches. [Troy Perkins played in 16 matches, Nick Rimando in 13.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Had a ten goal scorer and a nine goal scorer in the regular season. [Josh Wolff scored ten goals, Davy Arnaud nine.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Won all three playoff matches so far. [Kansas City won two and lost one; DC won two and drew one.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Won the Supporters' Shield this year. [Columbus finished with the best regular season record, with 49 points and a better goal difference than Kansas City.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Won the US Open Cup this year. [Kansas City defeated Chicago 1-0 in overtime in the US Open Cup final.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have the league's youngest player. [Freddy Adu is 15.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have the league's oldest player. [Preki is 41.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Have at least one player who played in the 2002 Men's World Cup. [DC's Earnie Stewart and Kansas City's Josh Wolff both played for the US.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
| Will wear their home uniforms today. [Kansas City will wear blue, DC black.] |
WizardsWizards | UnitedUnited | BothBoth | NeitherNeither |
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