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THE GREATEST DRAW THAT DRAWING HAS EVER DRAWN

“Therefore, theoretically, someone could decide not to wait for FIFA and to instead compute the rankings on their own.” Provide detailed instructions to Gianni Infantino regarding the proper usage of his calculator in The Greatest Draw That Drawing Has Ever Drawn.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

THE FOOTBALL REFEREES’ FORUM AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING COIN

“There have been a hell of a lot of stupid things that non-referees have said about referees.” Stand by for our apology to Mark Geiger in The Football Referees’ Forum and the Case of the Missing Coin.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

WAS YOUR STACK CHALLENGED?

“The GoobNet Clear the Stack Audio Challenge is coming soon.” Clear your ears and prepare for another round in Was Your Stack Challenged?.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

THE GOOBNET CLEAR THE STACK CHALLENGE

“The challenge continues until the stack overflows.” Watch for falling hexagons as you take The GoobNet Clear the Stack Challenge.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Interactive

COMPUTE THE PROBABILITY OF STUMPING EDVARD

“Have you ever met a human who eats strange things?” Put down your quinoa and kale bar, pick up your calculator, and Compute the Probability of Stumping Edvard.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Probability

THE GOOBNET MEN’S WORLD CUP CHANGE KIT CHALLENGE

“At the Men’s World Cup, each team has two kits.” Take the GoobNet Men’s World Cup Change Kit Challenge in The GoobNet Men’s World Cup Change Kit Challenge.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms, Interactive

MLS KITS EXIST

“Once you have all twelve correct, you will advance to our exciting new bonus round, Beat Don Garber.” Determine whether that totally was or totally was not endangering the safety of the opponent in MLS Kits Exist.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive

STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A TRIP TO MARS

“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Solar system, Mars

ON THE ORIGIN OF BRACKETS

“Oh, those sirens. Merely a precaution.” Pay no attention to those conspiracy hypotheses on Reddit in On the Origin of Brackets.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

THE EXISTENCE OF THE WINTER OLYMPICS

“Why do snowboards exist?” Realise that the answer is “because humans make them” in The Existence of the Winter Olympics.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ontology, Winter Olympics

FASTEST FINGER FEST: WINTER OLYMPIC EDITION

“From snowboarding to sliding, from curling to hockey, from alpine skiing to ski jumping to freestyle skiing to cross country skiing, this will be the world’s largest winter party.” Find out whether Olaf is invited to the Fastest Finger Fest: Winter Olympic Edition.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Winter Olympics

STUMP EDVARD WITHOUT PAYING TO PLAY

“I would also like to formally announce my endorsement of Wen’s description of my decision as a copout.” Stake your claim to “spineless wishy washy weaselling” in Stump Edvard Without Paying to Play.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, United States

PERFORM THE DRAW THROUGH A STRAW

“This week, the draw for the 2018 Men’s World Cup will decide who will play whom in Russia.” Refuse to trust Gianni Infantino in Perform the Draw Through a Straw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

A DIRECT INJECTION OF SODIUM CHLORIDE INTO THE OPEN WOUND

“It was a crushing disappointment to finish a mere thirty points behind Germany.” Heap scorn upon Andy Selva in preparation for A Direct Injection of Sodium Chloride Into the Open Wound.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, Reverse Mailbox

HURL THE SPHERE AND STUMP EDVARD

“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Baseball

LET US SOLVE AN UNSOLVED PROBLEM

“I wrote it in the margin of this website.” Discover that there was a reason all along for the incoherent football stuff being on the wrong side in Let Us Solve an Unsolved Problem.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

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