WEEKLY WHINE
With construction on the Road to the South Pole well underway, it's time to order the signs. For your convenience, GoobNet has already done that for you.
| REST AREA NEXT RIGHT NEXT SERVICES 880 KM |
| ICE SHEAR ZONE NEXT 64 KM |
| NOW ENTERING ROSS ISLAND TIME ZONE UTC+12 UTC+13 IN SUMMER |
| Williams Field | 1½ km |
| Scott Base | 6 km |
| McMurdo Sta | 9¼ km |
| ROAD CONSTRUCTION NEXT 16 KM TRAFFIC FINES DOUBLED |
| BLOWING SNOW ZONE NEXT 312 KM |
| Jct A-10 | 93 km |
| Leverett Glacier | 441 km |
| South Pole Sta | 966 km |
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| REDUCE SPEED AHEAD |
| SPEED LIMIT 5 KM/H |
| TRAIL ENTRANCE NORTH A-1 |
| END TRAIL 1 KM |
| END TRAIL 200 M ALL VEHICLES MUST EXIT |
| WELCOME TO AMUNDSEN-SCOTT SOUTH POLE STATION |
| FOR TRAFFIC INFORMATION TUNE RADIO TO 1610 AM |
| CAUTION SEISMIC EXPERIMENTS PLEASE TREAD LIGHTLY |
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