What do you bring to Yuri's Night?

When it comes to Yuri's Night, are you a wallflower who's loaded with worldly knowledge, or are you so keen on enjoying yourself you forget about Gagarin himself? Answer these ten questions to find out whether you put the space or the party in World Space Party.

1. Your friend calls and says she needs a costume for Yuri's Night and asks for your suggestion. You tell her to go as:

Valentina Tereshkova.

Amy from Futurama.

A television set.

2. The best piece of Yuri's Night memorabilia that you own is:

The shirt.

The temporary tattoo.

The propellor beanie.

3. You've been to Yuri's Night parties in:

Two or more different cities.

Two or more different countries.

There are Yuri's Night parties in other cities?

4. Your favourite DJ is:

Mars.

Jason Bentley.

Freddy Be.

5. A coworker sees your Yuri's Night shirt and asks you what it is. You say:

"It's this huge thing where everybody around the world celebrates the anniversary of Yuri Gagarin's flight."

"It's the wildest party of the year. You should see what some of those girls wear."

"It's pretty good, for a party that doesn't leave Earth."

6. Your favourite part of the Yuri's Night party you went to this year was:

The music.

The decorations.

The mathematical artwork.

7. At its heart, Yuri's Night is an excuse to:

Wear metallic clothing.

Rent a rover.

Drink Russian vodkas that are normally hard to find where you live.

8. Your favourite launch vehicle is:

The Soyuz.

The Space Shuttle.

The yet-to-be-developed Saturn VI.

9. In your opinion, Loretta Hidalgo is:

The birthday girl.

An aimless drifter.

Who?

10. When Yuri's Night rolls around next year, you'll be:

Buying tickets.

Selling tickets.

Stamping tickets.

ERROR: answer all ten questions

Your score is . You are a:

HIGH PERFORMANCE THRUSTER

It's people like you who are getting the fun seekers through the turnstiles at Yuri's Night. But that's not all there is to life, is there? By avoiding the details of space history, maybe you've really made things needlessly difficult for yourself. Why not spend a few minutes reading up on Vostok 1, Wally Schirra, and some other important events that have made space travel so exciting? Remember, without Yuri, this would just be any old night.

KA-BAND RECEIVER

You're the key to your party, the one who can receive transmissions from the space freaks and relay them to the party punks. To you, enjoying a drink and enjoying a think are equally important. Keep spending time with both the hyperactive kids and the prospective space explorers, and before you know it, you'll have the best Yuri's Night party around.

DEPLOYABLE SOLAR ARRAY

You say "Poyekhali" to all your friends and pee on all their tires, but is that really the best way to live? If your significant other seems to avoid you when Yuri's Night approaches, it may be because he/she/it can't understand your obsession with Laika and Al Shepard. Why not spend some time in the trenches, amongst the glow sticks and the hula hoops? Remember, without night, this would just be Yuri's.

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