What do you bring to Yuri's Night?
When it comes to Yuri's Night, are you a wallflower who's loaded with worldly knowledge, or are you so keen on enjoying yourself you forget about Gagarin himself? Answer these ten questions to find out whether you put the space or the party in World Space Party.
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HIGH PERFORMANCE THRUSTER
It's people like you who are getting the fun seekers through the turnstiles at Yuri's Night. But that's not all there is to life, is there? By avoiding the details of space history, maybe you've really made things needlessly difficult for yourself. Why not spend a few minutes reading up on Vostok 1, Wally Schirra, and some other important events that have made space travel so exciting? Remember, without Yuri, this would just be any old night.
You're the key to your party, the one who can receive transmissions from the space freaks and relay them to the party punks. To you, enjoying a drink and enjoying a think are equally important. Keep spending time with both the hyperactive kids and the prospective space explorers, and before you know it, you'll have the best Yuri's Night party around.
DEPLOYABLE SOLAR ARRAY
You say "Poyekhali" to all your friends and pee on all their tires, but is that really the best way to live? If your significant other seems to avoid you when Yuri's Night approaches, it may be because he/she/it can't understand your obsession with Laika and Al Shepard. Why not spend some time in the trenches, amongst the glow sticks and the hula hoops? Remember, without night, this would just be Yuri's.
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