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WEEKLY WHINE

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Ave!

There has been much concern and freak-out-age about the impending death of Latin, though any language that has its own edition of Vicipædia is obviously very far from dying out. Nonetheless, when the Pope writes congratulatory letters to cardinals in Latin, the cardinals always write back, “What?” instead of, “Quid?”

But we here at GoobNet are nothing if not helpful. [Which is to say: We’re nothing.] So we decided to do a Weekly Whine entirely in Latin. However, we then realised two things:

  1. Babelfish doesn’t do Latin.
  2. A Weekly Whine in Latin would just be stupid.

So we decided to let you do it instead. To the right you will see a list of Latin nouns. We’ve already written the rest of the Weekly Whine, but we need you to fill in a noun in each blank by clicking the nouns one by one. When you’re done, the Weekly Whine will be revealed in its entirety. To help you out a little bit, we have offered more words than there are blanks.

Præsto? Progredio!

We here at GoobNet are really sick of        . There is just too much         for         to understand it all. And it’s not as though         would help. The        ? We present the following four                 that will give you a         up on        . And you won’t need to imitate         to do it.

        one is the                . If you are a true         in this        , that means you’ll need to use your         to win over        . With the         on the        , the         needs all the         it can get.

Then, be sure that you launch your         into the proper        . Otherwise, you’ll experience terrible        . You’ll be afraid, even if you didn’t have         on your         that        .

The third         to do is to try to start a thermal         in the         surrounding your        . If you can succeed in doing this, you’ll prove yourself an atmospheric         of the highest        , and         will want to mess with you as you move on to greater        .

Once that’s out of the        , the final         to prove is artistic        . Have a good         create a         depicting one         with a small         carved into it. For the sake of        , you’ll reach a higher         of         than the        , except possibly the         of the flavoured        .

The typical GoobNet         will say that this is nothing more than        , but that’s what they said about the         you hang out with. Be better than the uninformed        . Your         deserves the        .

Whoops! Looks like we forgot to write the rest of the Whine in Latin. Sorry about that.

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