There has been much concern and freak-out-age about the impending death of Latin, though any language that has its own edition of Vicipædia is obviously very far from dying out. Nonetheless, when the Pope writes congratulatory letters to cardinals in Latin, the cardinals always write back, “What?” instead of, “Quid?”
But we here at GoobNet are nothing if not helpful. [Which is to say: We’re nothing.] So we decided to do a Weekly Whine entirely in Latin. However, we then realised two things:
So we decided to let you do it instead. To the right you will see a list of Latin nouns. We’ve already written the rest of the Weekly Whine, but we need you to fill in a noun in each blank by clicking the nouns one by one. When you’re done, the Weekly Whine will be revealed in its entirety. To help you out a little bit, we have offered more words than there are blanks.
We here at GoobNet are really sick of . There is just too much for to understand it all. And it’s not as though would help. The ? We present the following four that will give you a up on . And you won’t need to imitate to do it.
one is the . If you are a true in this , that means you’ll need to use your to win over . With the on the , the needs all the it can get.
Then, be sure that you launch your into the proper . Otherwise, you’ll experience terrible . You’ll be afraid, even if you didn’t have on your that .
The third to do is to try to start a thermal in the surrounding your . If you can succeed in doing this, you’ll prove yourself an atmospheric of the highest , and will want to mess with you as you move on to greater .
Once that’s out of the , the final to prove is artistic . Have a good create a depicting one with a small carved into it. For the sake of , you’ll reach a higher of than the , except possibly the of the flavoured .
The typical GoobNet will say that this is nothing more than , but that’s what they said about the you hang out with. Be better than the uninformed . Your deserves the .
Whoops! Looks like we forgot to write the rest of the Whine in Latin. Sorry about that.
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