WEEKLY WHINE

Media bore

News is a funny thing.

Okay, maybe it’s not that funny.

Anyway, depending upon where you get your news, you may have gotten sick of seeing the same stories covered in the same way by the same people. If that’s the case, you should dispose of whichever media source you had been using and instead turn on the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.

Here on the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, you’ll see the same stories covered in the same way by different people. Also, our big annoying computer animated graphics for the continuing stories totally kick the other networks’ big annoying computer animated graphics for their continuing stories’ asses.

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