WEEKLY WHINE
MLS kits exist
MLS is currently in the midst of its 23rd season of play. This season, 23 clubs are taking part in the competition, including one new club that is not Chivas USA.
The MLS clubs all have one thing in common: They all wear kits. But do you know what kits they wear? Drag each kit description below onto the team that wears it as a first choice kit. Then click the button to see how many you have correct, and repeat the process until you have all twelve correct.
Once you have all twelve correct, you will advance to our exciting new bonus round, Beat Don Garber. You will be given a variety of choices, and the one you select will be pitted against the one Don Garber selects. The catch, of course, is that you must select your choice first. You will not discover the type of competition in which you must beat Don Garber until afterward, or maybe not even then. It may be a mystery that you will never solve. It may never be revealed to you, no matter how deeply you dig or how many times you telephone Reg Goober’s secret hideaway in Piscataway, NJ, USA. You may spend the rest of your life wondering in which field you beat, or did not beat, Don Garber.
White with red shorts Yellow Orange Sky blue Forest green Burgundy Purple Grey Navy blue Black Red and black stripes Black and blue stripes |
Atlanta United
Colorado Rapids
Columbus Crew
DC United
Houston Dynamo
Minnesota United
Montréal Impact
New York City
New York Red Bulls
Orlando City
Philadelphia Union
Portland Timbers
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