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MLS kits exist

MLS is currently in the midst of its 23rd season of play. This season, 23 clubs are taking part in the competition, including one new club that is not Chivas USA.

The MLS clubs all have one thing in common: They all wear kits. But do you know what kits they wear? Drag each kit description below onto the team that wears it as a first choice kit. Then click the button to see how many you have correct, and repeat the process until you have all twelve correct.

Once you have all twelve correct, you will advance to our exciting new bonus round, Beat Don Garber. You will be given a variety of choices, and the one you select will be pitted against the one Don Garber selects. The catch, of course, is that you must select your choice first. You will not discover the type of competition in which you must beat Don Garber until afterward, or maybe not even then. It may be a mystery that you will never solve. It may never be revealed to you, no matter how deeply you dig or how many times you telephone Reg Goober’s secret hideaway in Piscataway, NJ, USA. You may spend the rest of your life wondering in which field you beat, or did not beat, Don Garber.


White with red shorts

Yellow

Orange

Sky blue

Forest green

Burgundy

Purple

Grey

Navy blue

Black

Red and black stripes

Black and blue stripes

Atlanta United

 

Colorado Rapids

 

Columbus Crew

 

DC United

 

Houston Dynamo

 

Minnesota United

 

Montréal Impact

 

New York City

 

New York Red Bulls

 

Orlando City

 

Philadelphia Union

 

Portland Timbers

 

0/12 CORRECT

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