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In the United States, in between being indoctrination camps for the deep state [which totally exists] and breeding grounds for the next generation of far left terrorists [which is definitely not a general purpose euphemism used by the current US presidential administration to describe anyone who happens to be in the slightest disagreement with any of their policies, even the horrifically criminal ones like ethnically cleansing Gaza in order to build casinos], institutions of higher learning are currently sending teams of male and female basketball players to various locations around the nation in order to play games of basketball to determine which teams are the best in the nation. However, the process of selecting the teams that take part in these competitions is frequently lacking in transparency and too often benefits teams that have strong historical pedigrees, thereby disincentivising teams without such pedigrees from trying to build such a pedigree.

This is a problem that we here at GoobNet have already solved.

The collegiate basketball teams and pedigrees problem, that is, not the one about ethnically cleansing Gaza in order to build casinos.

Actually, whilst we’re here, we should solve that problem too.

Do not ethnically cleanse Gaza in order to build casinos.

For that matter, don’t ethnically cleanse anywhere in order to build anything. Or for any other reason. Just live in peace and harmony with all other human beings, without doing war crimes.