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Next month marks the twelfth anniversary of New Zealand’s decision to formalise the official names of its two main islands: the North Island [Te Ika-a-Māui] and the South Island [Te Waipounamu].

This decision, however, was not without controversy. There were disagreements about what the proper Māori names for the islands are, what the proper English names for the islands are, and whether they should have proper names at all.

During the consultation period, we invited New Zealanders to attempt to stump Edvard regarding these questions. They offered a variety of recommendations, including, of course, Waikikamukau.

GEOGRAPHIC NAMING STUMPS EDVARD

“So what should the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa do?” Wonder why the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa should ever consult GoobNet on a geographic naming issue that is completely outside our range of expertise in Geographic Naming Stumps Edvard.

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