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Artificial intelligence is currently all the rage.

That is to say, artificial intelligence is currently causing all the rage. The rage that dominates US politics, for example, is caused by algorithms on social media sites.

Before social media sites, people read nuanced analysis and thoughtful discussions about the issues. This encouraged them to stand up, make a nice hot cup of tea, and reflect on the state of the world and what they could do to improve it.

However, social media algorithms saw this and promptly came to the conclusion that nice hot cups of tea and reflections on the state of the world and what people can do to improve it do not make money for Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk. They acted swiftly to rectify this situation by filtering out anything that makes us think, in favour of things that make us feel. Over time, they further learned to filter out anything that makes us feel emotions that are not rage, in favour of things that make us feel emotions that are rage.

The first step towards this shining utopia for us all [well, all of us who are Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk] was our very own Weekly Whine writing computer, Deep Whine. Here, we present the very first Weekly Whine written by Deep Whine. The enormous strides that artificial intelligence has taken since then are obvious. Notice, for example, that Deep Whine completely and utterly failed to enrage anyone at all.