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WEEKLY WHINE

Men’s World Cup expansion: What then?

Thank you for joining us for our examination of FIFA’s decision to expand the Men’s World Cup to 48 teams. We will now conclude by conducting the draw for the 2026 Men’s World Cup given the qualifying results that we presented last week.

  • How? [a proposed draft schedule for the 2026 Men’s World Cup]
  • Why?, by Edvard van de Kamp
  • Why not?, by Gaby Gandalucci
  • Where? [potential hosts of future tournaments]
  • Who? [a proposed qualifying format]
  • Who, specifically? [the projected outcome of our proposed qualifying format]

FINAL DRAW

The qualifying process ended with two sets of playoffs. The sixteen seeding playoffs were between two teams that have already qualified; the winners ended up in Pot 1, and the losers were placed in Pot 2. The sixteen repechage playoffs decided the last sixteen teams to qualify; the winners were placed in Pot 3.

POT 1
¤Argentina
¤Australia
¤Belgium
¤Costa Rica
¤England
¤Germany
¤Hungary
¤Iran
¤Italy
¤Japan
¤Korea Rep
¤Libya
¤Mali
¤Netherlands
¤Switzerland
¤Uruguay
POT 2
¤Canada
¤Congo DR
¤Côte d’Ivoire
¤Czech Rep
¤Denmark
¤Egypt
¤Guinea
¤Ireland Rep
¤Mexico
¤New Zealand
¤Panama
¤Poland
¤Portugal
¤Ukraine
¤United States
¤Uzbekistan
POT 3
¤Brazil
¤Cameroon
¤Chile
¤China PR
¤Colombia
¤France
¤Gabon
¤Greece
¤Israel
¤Montenegro
¤Papua New Guinea
¤Peru
¤Slovenia
¤Spain
¤Sweden
¤Togo

The draw divided the teams into sixteen groups of three; each group contains one team from each pot. We had twenty UEFA teams qualify, so there are four groups containing two UEFA teams. All other groups contain no more than one team from each confederation. Teams in Pot 1 and Pot 2 who had played one another in the seeding playoffs were allowed to be allocated to the same group. This happened with Libya and Ireland Rep in Group K, and with Costa Rica and Côte d’Ivoire in Group L.

Upon completion of the draw, the bye dates for each team were selected. In each group, the team from pot 1 had the first choice, and the team from pot 2 selected from the remaining options. Below are the results of the draw, along with each team’s selected bye date: matchday 1, 2, or 3.

GROUP PHASE
GROUP A
México, DF, Mexico
Korea Rep1
Mexico2
Sweden3
GROUP B
Chicago, IL, United States
Netherlands2
Czech Rep1
Cameroon3
GROUP C
Edmonton, AB, Canada
Belgium2
Denmark1
Togo3
GROUP D
Atlanta, GA, United States
England2
Portugal3
Peru1
GROUP E
Guadalupe, NL, Mexico
Germany2
Panama1
Papua New Guinea3
GROUP F
Arlington, TX, United States
Italy1
Guinea2
China PR3
GROUP G
Vancouver, BC, Canada
Uruguay1
Canada2
Montenegro3
GROUP H
Orlando, FL, United States
Switzerland2
New Zealand1
France3
GROUP I
Guadalajara, Jal, Mexico
Iran1
Poland2
Colombia3
GROUP J
Inglewood, CA, United States
Argentina2
Uzbekistan1
Spain3
GROUP K
Toronto, ON, Canada
Libya1
Ireland Rep2
Brazil3
GROUP L
Landover, MD, United States
Costa Rica2
Côte d’Ivoire1
Greece3
GROUP M
Puebla, Pue, Mexico
Australia1
Congo DR2
Slovenia3
GROUP N
East Rutherford, NJ, United States
Japan2
Egypt1
Israel3
GROUP O
Montréal, QC, Canada
Mali1
Ukraine2
Chile3
GROUP P
Seattle, WA, United States
Hungary2
United States1
Gabon3
ELIMINATION PHASE
ROUND OF 32ROUND OF 16QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALS 
 [1st group A]
 [2nd group B]
 [Winner rd-32 3]
 [Winner rd-32 4]
 [Winner rd-16 1]
 [Winner rd-16 2]
 [Winner QF 1]
 [Winner QF 2]
FINAL
 [Winner SF 1]
 [Winner SF 2]
 [1st group C]
 [2nd group D]
 [1st group E]
 [2nd group F]
 [Winner rd-32 6]
 [Winner rd-32 8]
 [1st group G]
 [2nd group H]
 [1st group I]
 [2nd group J]
 [Winner rd-32 11]
 [Winner rd-32 9]
 [Winner rd-16 6]
 [Winner rd-16 5]
 [1st group K]
 [2nd group L]
 [1st group M]
 [2nd group N]
 [Winner rd-32 15]
 [Winner rd-32 13]
 [1st group O]
 [2nd group P]
 [1st group B]
 [2nd group C]
 [Winner rd-32 2]
 [Winner rd-32 1]
 [Winner rd-16 4]
 [Winner rd-16 3]
 [Winner QF 3]
 [Winner QF 4]
 [1st group D]
 [2nd group A]
 [1st group F]
 [2nd group G]
 [Winner rd-32 7]
 [Winner rd-32 5]
 [1st group H]
 [2nd group E]
 [1st group J]
 [2nd group K]
 [Winner rd-32 12]
 [Winner rd-32 10]
 [Winner rd-16 7]
 [Winner rd-16 8]
 [1st group L]
 [2nd group I]
 [1st group N]
 [2nd group O]
 [Winner rd-32 14]
 [Winner rd-32 16]
 [1st group P]
 [2nd group M]
 
THIRD PLACE
 [Loser SF 1]
 [Loser SF 2]

MATCHES

THU 11 JUN 2026
group AMéxico, DF, MEX10:00 PDTSweden–Mexico
group BChicago, IL, USA13:00 PDTCameroon–Netherlands
group DAtlanta, GA, USA16:00 PDTPortugal–England
group CEdmonton, AB, CAN19:00 PDTTogo–Belgium
FRI 12 JUN 2026
group HOrlando, FL, USA10:00 PDTFrance–Switzerland
group EGuadalupe, NL, MEX13:00 PDTPapua New Guinea–Germany
group FArlington, TX, USA16:00 PDTChina PR–Guinea
group GVancouver, BC, CAN19:00 PDTMontenegro–Canada
SAT 13 JUN 2026
group KToronto, ON, CAN10:00 PDTBrazil–Ireland Rep
group LLandover, MD, USA13:00 PDTGreece–Costa Rica
group IGuadalajara, Jal, MEX16:00 PDTColombia–Poland
group JInglewood, CA, USA19:00 PDTSpain–Argentina
SUN 14 JUN 2026
group OMontréal, QC, CAN10:00 PDTChile–Ukraine
group NEast Rutherford, NJ, USA13:00 PDTIsrael–Japan
group MPuebla, Pue, MEX16:00 PDTSlovenia–Congo DR
group PSeattle, WA, USA19:00 PDTGabon–Hungary
MON 15 JUN 2026
group DAtlanta, GA, USA10:00 PDTPeru–Portugal
group BChicago, IL, USA13:00 PDTCzech Rep–Cameroon
group AMéxico, DF, MEX16:00 PDTKorea Rep–Sweden
group CEdmonton, AB, CAN19:00 PDTDenmark–Togo
TUE 16 JUN 2026
group HOrlando, FL, USA10:00 PDTNew Zealand–France
group EGuadalupe, NL, MEX13:00 PDTPanama–Papua New Guinea
group FArlington, TX, USA16:00 PDTItaly–China PR
group GVancouver, BC, CAN19:00 PDTUruguay–Montenegro
WED 17 JUN 2026
group KToronto, ON, CAN10:00 PDTLibya–Brazil
group LLandover, MD, USA13:00 PDTCôte d’Ivoire–Greece
group IGuadalajara, Jal, MEX16:00 PDTIran–Colombia
group JInglewood, CA, USA19:00 PDTUzbekistan–Spain
THU 18 JUN 2026
group OMontréal, QC, CAN10:00 PDTMali–Chile
group NEast Rutherford, NJ, USA13:00 PDTEgypt–Israel
group MPuebla, Pue, MEX16:00 PDTAustralia–Slovenia
group PSeattle, WA, USA19:00 PDTUnited States–Gabon
FRI 19 JUN 2026
group DAtlanta, GA, USA10:00 PDTEngland–Peru
group BChicago, IL, USA13:00 PDTNetherlands–Czech Rep
group AMéxico, DF, MEX16:00 PDTMexico–Korea Rep
group CEdmonton, AB, CAN19:00 PDTBelgium–Denmark
SAT 20 JUN 2026
group HOrlando, FL, USA10:00 PDTSwitzerland–New Zealand
group EGuadalupe, NL, MEX13:00 PDTGermany–Panama
group FArlington, TX, USA16:00 PDTGuinea–Italy
group GVancouver, BC, CAN19:00 PDTCanada–Uruguay
SUN 21 JUN 2026
group KToronto, ON, CAN10:00 PDTIreland Rep–Libya
group LLandover, MD, USA13:00 PDTCosta Rica–Côte d’Ivoire
group IGuadalajara, Jal, MEX16:00 PDTPoland–Iran
group JInglewood, CA, USA19:00 PDTArgentina–Uzbekistan
MON 22 JUN 2026
group OMontréal, QC, CAN10:00 PDTUkraine–Mali
group NEast Rutherford, NJ, USA13:00 PDTJapan–Egypt
group MPuebla, Pue, MEX16:00 PDTCongo DR–Australia
group PSeattle, WA, USA19:00 PDTHungary–United States
TUE 23 JUN 2026
rd-32 1Atlanta, GA, USA10:00 PDT[1st group D]–[2nd group A]
rd-32 2Chicago, IL, USA13:00 PDT[1st group B]–[2nd group C]
rd-32 3México, DF, MEX16:00 PDT[1st group A]–[2nd group B]
rd-32 4Edmonton, AB, CAN19:00 PDT[1st group C]–[2nd group D]
WED 24 JUN 2026
rd-32 5Orlando, FL, USA10:00 PDT[1st group H]–[2nd group E]
rd-32 6Guadalupe, NL, MEX13:00 PDT[1st group E]–[2nd group F]
rd-32 7Arlington, TX, USA16:00 PDT[1st group F]–[2nd group G]
rd-32 8Vancouver, BC, CAN19:00 PDT[1st group G]–[2nd group H]
THU 25 JUN 2026
rd-32 9Toronto, ON, CAN10:00 PDT[1st group K]–[2nd group L]
rd-32 10Landover, MD, USA13:00 PDT[1st group L]–[2nd group I]
rd-32 11Guadalajara, Jal, MEX16:00 PDT[1st group I]–[2nd group J]
rd-32 12Inglewood, CA, USA19:00 PDT[1st group J]–[2nd group K]
FRI 26 JUN 2026
rd-32 13Montréal, QC, CAN10:00 PDT[1st group O]–[2nd group P]
rd-32 14East Rutherford, NJ, USA13:00 PDT[1st group N]–[2nd group O]
rd-32 15Puebla, Pue, MEX16:00 PDT[1st group M]–[2nd group N]
rd-32 16Seattle, WA, USA19:00 PDT[1st group P]–[2nd group M]
SAT 27 JUN 2026
rd-16 1Guadalupe, NL, MEX13:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 3]–[Winner rd-32 4]
rd-16 2Atlanta, GA, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 6]–[Winner rd-32 8]
SUN 28 JUN 2026
rd-16 3Edmonton, AB, CAN13:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 7]–[Winner rd-32 5]
rd-16 4Orlando, FL, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 2]–[Winner rd-32 1]
MON 29 JUN 2026
rd-16 5Toronto, ON, CAN13:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 15]–[Winner rd-32 13]
rd-16 6Seattle, WA, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 11]–[Winner rd-32 9]
TUE 30 JUN 2026
rd-16 7Puebla, Pue, MEX13:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 12]–[Winner rd-32 10]
rd-16 8Landover, MD, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-32 14]–[Winner rd-32 16]
FRI 03 JUL 2026
QF 1Guadalajara, Jal, MEX13:00 PDT[Winner rd-16 1]–[Winner rd-16 2]
QF 2Chicago, IL, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-16 6]–[Winner rd-16 5]
SAT 04 JUL 2026
QF 3Montréal, QC, CAN13:00 PDT[Winner rd-16 4]–[Winner rd-16 3]
QF 4Arlington, TX, USA17:00 PDT[Winner rd-16 7]–[Winner rd-16 8]
TUE 07 JUL 2026
SF 1México, DF, MEX17:00 PDT[Winner QF 1]–[Winner QF 2]
WED 08 JUL 2026
SF 2East Rutherford, NJ, USA17:00 PDT[Winner QF 3]–[Winner QF 4]
SAT 11 JUL 2026
third placeVancouver, BC, CAN16:00 PDT[Loser SF 1]–[Loser SF 2]
SUN 12 JUL 2026
finalInglewood, CA, USA15:00 PDT[Winner SF 1]–[Winner SF 2]

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