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STUMP EDVARD WITHOUT PAYING TO PLAY

“I would also like to formally announce my endorsement of Wen’s description of my decision as a copout.” Stake your claim to “spineless wishy washy weaselling” in Stump Edvard Without Paying to Play.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, United States

COMMENTS REGARDING RECENT RUMOURS

“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Administrivia, Football, United States, Netherlands

THE GOOBNET SPEED HOWLS WITH INCANDESCENT RAGE

“i wanna vomit, punch klinsmann in the face, cry, and get my coaching license” Tomorrow is another match, but be forewarned that today The GoobNet SPEED Howls with Incandescent Rage.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States

MAINTAIN APPEARANCES ON ALL SIDES

“We here at GoobNet are naturally thrilled at their use of the arched capital N.” Demand that everything is rendered in small caps in Maintain Appearances on All Sides.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States, Canada

VOTE FOR THE VOTERS

“Shortly after the pizza arrived, they emerged with a plan.” Quantify the importance of pepperoni in Vote for the Voters.

Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, United States, MADCAP

MAKE US SOCCER GREAT AGAIN

“I have never seen a birth certificate!” Realise that everything is sad, unfair, and sadly unfair, at least until we Make US Soccer Great Again.

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, United States

RESULTS OF 2016 US BALLOT MEASURES

“The question naturally arises: What other things did American voters fuck up on Tuesday?” Live in abject fear of a reduction in the minimum wage as you await the Results of 2016 US Ballot Measures.

Keywords: Politics, Support, United States

GUIDE TO 2016 US BALLOT MEASURES

“So what should you do?” Put on some pants and review your Guide to 2016 US Ballot Measures.

Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States

THE WOMAN CARD IS IN FACT A YELLOW CARD

“This may look like an intractable problem, but in fact, it is totally tractable.” Compute your optimal hat trick speed in The Woman Card Is In Fact a Yellow Card.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, United States, Interactive

EXCESSIVE REMOTE ACCESS

“Hilariously, several buildings on the island straddle the border.” Understand the unintended consequences of land reclamation in Excessive Remote Access.

Keywords: Variety, United States, Geography

RESULTS OF 2014 US BALLOT MEASURES

“We here at GoobNet are obviously going to have to reassess whether we will continue to provide this service to you in future.” Influence Reg’s decision making process by fixing his Jump to Conclusions mat in Results of 2014 US Ballot Measures.

Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States

GUIDE TO 2014 US BALLOT MEASURES

“GoobNet recommends a no vote and reminds the people of Rhode Island that they have a legislature.” Live in abject fear of the day that Mr Griffin goes to Providence in Guide to 2014 US Ballot Measures.

Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States

NUMERIC REVIEW OF LANDON

“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States

SEQUESTERIFFIC

“Why are we liquidating our orderlies?” See what you can save, when you can save it, in Sequesteriffic.

Keywords: Politics, Support, United States

WHOLLY OBJECTIVE INDEXING OF STATES

“The land that gave America its own oven.” Find out the location of America’s Panini Press in Wholly Objective Indexing of States.

Keywords: Variety, United States

GUIDE TO 2012 US BALLOT MEASURES

“GoobNet recommends a no vote and severely questions that said rights were ever under threat.” See if our constitutional amendment to guarantee the right to cookies will succeed in Guide to 2012 US Ballot Measures.

Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States

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