

Earth is dealing with a great many important problems right now. To name just a few: endemic racism, endemic sexism, endemic homophobia, endemic classism, mass obesity, mass starvation, mass extinction, global warming, refugee crises, violence against peaceful protests, and a pandemic.
You will note that we did not include “whether or not collegiate American football will be played in 2020”.
A great many institutions of higher learning in the United States are not willing to open their campuses and place their students at risk in the upcoming semester. Unless, of course, they are going to collide with their counterparts from another institute of higher learning repeatedly over the course of three and one half hours so that billions of US dollars will go into the pockets of the administrators and the corporate investors, but not into their own pockets, because amateurism.
Treating the competitors as interchangeable parts to be discarded upon injury or infection is a horrifying crisis in collegiate American football, but it is not the one that we solved. The one we solved is promotion and relegation.
MON 22 AUG 2011
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