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MON 22 SEP 2014
EUROPEAN FOOTBALL: ARRRGH!
“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, UEFA
MON 29 APR 2013
MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS
MON 13 FEB 2012
WORLD CURLING TOUR: ARRRGH!
“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Curling
MON 02 JAN 2012
ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA
“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 19 DEC 2011
COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!
“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball
MON 22 AUG 2011
INCREASED ARRRGH! IN COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL
“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 13 JUN 2011
ANOTHER CHANCE FOR BASEBALL TO ARRRGH!
“Actually, that’s good advice for all teams: Don’t complain about the schedule.” Take our advice with the entire container of salt in Another Chance for Baseball to ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
MON 09 AUG 2010
COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL: ARRRGH!
“Sorry, University of Notre Dame.” Prepare for the possibility that the Irish will fight back in Collegiate American Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 28 SEP 2009
MLB: ARRRGH!
“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
MON 13 JUL 2009
THE NBA: ARRRGH!
“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 25 MAY 2009
THE NHL: ARRRGH!
“The six opponents from the NHL First League are the four teams that finished last in their respective divisions plus two antiwild cards who are seeded first and second.” Find out where the antiwild things are in The NHL: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Ice hockey
MON 06 APR 2009
THE NFL: ARRRGH!
“The Pro Bowl is played the weekend after the Super Bowl in Honolulu, since the league’s experiment with playing it before the Super Bowl will be a failure.” Be assured of how an all-star game will be received in The NFL: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 23 MAR 2009
HOW TO IMPLEMENT RELEGATION
“MLS has not yet announced its competition plans for the following seasons, which is a horrible mistake, because the GoobNet Relegatory Agency is going to force plans onto it.” Wait for major sport leagues to be caught napping in How to Implement Relegation.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS
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