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Next week, a total solar eclipse will be visible in Mexico, the United States, and Canada.

If you are planning to watch news coverage of this event, then be prepared to hear the title of a popular Bonnie Tyler song repeatedly. You should also be prepared to hear the song itself repeatedly.

What could be a better way to celebrate one celestial body travelling in front of another as viewed from a third? Determining the top exoplanet that humans have yet observed, of course.

Astronomers have since cast doubt upon the existence of the winning exoplanet, Gliese 581 d. However, we have seen irrefutable proof of its existence, in the form of that selfie that Bill Potts and the Doctor took there.

2009 GOOBNET EXOPLANET CHAMPIONSHIP

“All the participants should be quite pleased with their performances.” Join the Camelopardalis Crazies and support your favourite extrasolar planet in 2009 GoobNet Exoplanet Championship.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Tournament

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