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2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“Every person in attendance clearly got his, her, or shkler money’s worth.” Imagine what happened, since we couldn’t think of it, in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Results.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“The items have been allocated into the brackets based upon the conferences that we revealed earlier in the year.” See what dark, neutral corners your heart will lead you into next at the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: MINIMAL ASS RATIO CONFERENCE

“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.” Initiate the pointless and potentially fatal 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Minimal Ass Ratio Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SOCIAL COMMENTARY CONFERENCE

“He’s opening our minds to new ideas! Kill him!” Insist upon the playing of the mutant anthem “Whip It” before we begin the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Social Commentary Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SCIENTIFIC AND REFERENTIAL CONFERENCE

“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfill the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PUTDOWNS AND STUPIDNESS CONFERENCE

“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PHILIP J FRY CONFERENCE

“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ CONFERENCE

“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: TURANGA LEELA CONFERENCE

“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2018 GOOBNET WOMEN’S WINTER PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“The tournament, as with the Paralympic Games themselves, was full of surprises.” Realise that your attention has not been directed to the right place, and overcompensate for this by directing your attention to the 2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Results.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Winter Paralympics

2018 GOOBNET WOMEN’S WINTER PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“Fill in your bracket by clicking your preferred Paralympian in each pair.” Fill in your bracket by clicking your preferred Paralympian in each pair whilst avoiding the Whammy in 2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Winter Paralympics

2018 GOOBNET WOMEN’S WINTER PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“We are pleased to announce the seeds for the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship, determining the best female Paralympian of all time.” View the seeds for the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship in 2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Winter Paralympics

2017 GOOBNET FEARS OF DONALD J TRUMP CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“We suspect that many of the pundits in the dishonest media were confused by the premise of the tournament – we were looking for the thing that Donald J Trump is most afraid of, not what he should be most afraid of.” Discover which of these great fears was the most bigly tremendous in the 2017 GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship: Results.

Keywords: Variety, Politics, Tournament

2017 GOOBNET FEARS OF DONALD J TRUMP CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“The seeding was a fairly straightforward process, during which things that Donald J Trump obviously does not fear were eliminated.” Erase “looking like a total creep” and “acting like a total creep” from your 2017 GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Community, Politics, Tournament, Interactive

2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“But anyone who threw out the form book would have been punished.” Don’t forget that the safe phrase is diaper dandy during the exciting conclusion to the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Results.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament

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