The truth about Mir

For those of you who participated in last week's Whine, you may recall that we dispelled with some common myths. Well, now our services are required again. Russia's famous space station Mir may or may not be coming down. Here are some good things about Mir, in case you haven't been paying attention.

If you'd like to help out MirCorp, the company that is trying to keep Mir open, here's a convenient financial document that can help you figure out what your money can do:

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Estimated cost to operate Mir in 2001:	`$80000000`
Estimated amount that MirCorp has accumulated:	`$40000000`
Estimated amount remaining:	`$40000000`
Amount you can put into Mir in 2001:	`$`
Amount your friends have to put into Mir in 2001:	`$`
Estimated annual cost to operate Mir beyond 2001:	`$125000000`
Estimated amount that MirCorp has accumulated:	`$40000000`
Estimated amount remaining:	`$40000000`
Amount you can put into Mir annually beyond 2001:	`$`
Amount your friends have to put into Mir annually beyond 2001:	`$`