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WEEKLY WHINE

Where've you been all this time?

As you are no doubt aware, GoobNet's fifth anniversary falls on SAT 01 JUN 2002. It may seem like a long time ago, but were things really different when we were created? Here's your chance to find out how much you really know about the last five years with a time honoured method: clicking radio buttons! Ready? Go.

GoobNet: Way Out
1. During GoobNet's tenure, play stoppages have occurred in:
Major League Baseball
National Football League
National Basketball Association
2. Since SUN 01 JUN 1997, which of these Space Shuttle orbiters has gone to Palmdale, CA, USA for upgrades?
Columbia
Discovery
Endeavour
3. GoobNet is predated by:
The ESPN Radio network
The Sci-Fi Channel
NASA Television
4. Past GoobNet page backgrounds have included:
Italicised "goobnet" in dark green
Nonitalicised "goobnet" in dark green
Dark green stripes
5. Which of these correctly matches the browser with its most recent version as of SUN 01 JUN 1997?
Netscape 3.0
Internet Explorer 3.0
Opera 2.1
6. Which of these is a member of the GoobNet team?
"Dynamite Eating" Edvard van de Kamp
Deb Harratsch
Nathan S Brown
7. The first five traditional wedding anniversary gifts include:
Leather
Wood
Cotton
8. Which of these languages or technologies is not used on GoobNet?
Java
PHP
Macromedia Flash
9. GoobNet's Five Thrusts include:
Support
Novelty
Variety
10. Which of these important discoveries was made after SUN 01 JUN 1997?
Liquid water oceans underneath the surfaces of Europa and Callisto
The Sagittarius Dwarf, being consumed by the Milky Way across the disk from us
The bar at the centre of the Milky Way
11. Past Weekly Whines have poked fun at:
Al Gore
George W Bush
Butterfly ballots
12. The last five years have witnessed the creation of:
The euro
The Olympic triathlon
The Women's Gold Cup football tournament
13. At one time or another, GoobNet experts have attempted to forecast the results of:
NFL games
Men's World Cup matches
Women's World Cup matches
14. The coaches that the Nigerian men's football team has had since SUN 01 JUN 1997 include:
Bora Milutinovic
Festus Onigbinde
Jo Bonfrere
15. Past GoobNet items have claimed that our headquarters are located in:
Pasadena, CA, USA
The Milky Way
The hippocampus
16. Which of these has appeared on the cover of the American magazine Sports Illustrated in the past five years?
US footballer Clint Mathis
US footballer Brandi Chastain, wearing a shirt
US footballer Brandi Chastain, not wearing a shirt

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