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WEEKLY WHINE

Where've you been all this time?

As you are no doubt aware, GoobNet's fifth anniversary falls on SAT 01 JUN 2002. It may seem like a long time ago, but were things really different when we were created? Here's your chance to find out how much you really know about the last five years with a time honoured method: clicking radio buttons! Ready? Go.

1. During GoobNet's tenure, play stoppages have occurred in:
	Major League Baseball
	National Football League
	National Basketball Association

2. Since SUN 01 JUN 1997, which of these Space Shuttle orbiters has gone to Palmdale, CA, USA for upgrades?
	Columbia
	Discovery
	Endeavour

3. GoobNet is predated by:
	The ESPN Radio network
	The Sci-Fi Channel
	NASA Television

4. Past GoobNet page backgrounds have included:
	Italicised "goobnet" in dark green
	Nonitalicised "goobnet" in dark green
	Dark green stripes

5. Which of these correctly matches the browser with its most recent version as of SUN 01 JUN 1997?
	Netscape 3.0
	Internet Explorer 3.0
	Opera 2.1

6. Which of these is a member of the GoobNet team?
	"Dynamite Eating" Edvard van de Kamp
	Deb Harratsch
	Nathan S Brown

7. The first five traditional wedding anniversary gifts include:
	Leather
	Wood
	Cotton

*8. Which of these languages or technologies is not* used on GoobNet?**
	Java
	PHP
	Macromedia Flash

9. GoobNet's Five Thrusts include:
	Support
	Novelty
	Variety

10. Which of these important discoveries was made after SUN 01 JUN 1997?
	Liquid water oceans underneath the surfaces of Europa and Callisto
	The Sagittarius Dwarf, being consumed by the Milky Way across the disk from us
	The bar at the centre of the Milky Way

11. Past Weekly Whines have poked fun at:
	Al Gore
	George W Bush
	Butterfly ballots

12. The last five years have witnessed the creation of:
	The euro
	The Olympic triathlon
	The Women's Gold Cup football tournament

13. At one time or another, GoobNet experts have attempted to forecast the results of:
	NFL games
	Men's World Cup matches
	Women's World Cup matches

14. The coaches that the Nigerian men's football team has had since SUN 01 JUN 1997 include:
	Bora Milutinovic
	Festus Onigbinde
	Jo Bonfrere

15. Past GoobNet items have claimed that our headquarters are located in:
	Pasadena, CA, USA
	The Milky Way
	The hippocampus

*16. Which of these has appeared on the cover of the American magazine Sports Illustrated* in the past five years?**
	US footballer Clint Mathis
	US footballer Brandi Chastain, wearing a shirt
	US footballer Brandi Chastain, not wearing a shirt

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