WEEKLY WHINE

You can’t wear that on airplanes

If you needed any more evidence that Southwest Airlines doesn’t like humans, this week’s news will bring you to that realisation.

You see, Southwest Airlines likes to put little hearts on their aircraft and on their pins, but it’s all a sham. Unlike many other airlines, which at least offer you the option of being treated like a human if you pay for a first class ticket, Southwest Airlines declines to treat anyone like a human.

This was demonstrated recently when a guy from Florida was told on a Southwest Airlines aircraft that he would not be permitted to wear a shirt that contained the words baiter and master, not necessarily in that order.

The problem, of course, is twofold. First, Southwest Airlines does not have a dress code for passengers. Second, that shirt is hilarious.

But what if you have no alternative to boarding a Southwest Airlines aircraft? In that case, GoobNet is here to help. Besides the ever popular THAT GUY TO MY LEFT IS A TERRORIST, here are some other shirts that are guaranteed to earn you an apology from Southwest Airlines.