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WEEKLY WHINE

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You may have heard about some sort of game system called a “Wii”, which enables you to move a hand controller about to control something, like a bowler, a footballer, or Harvey Birdman. A number of different games are out or are going to be out, and that means it will be possible to do all sorts of things with your Wii.

But wouldn’t you like to do some of these?

WII ARM WRESTLING

Clench and pull with Wii Arm Wrestling! Hold on to your Wii Remote and try to pin your opponent as your custom player takes on all comers. And, for the first time, it’s a fair fight between handednesses as your Wii will let lefties and righties compete on even terms! Ascend the global rankings of online players as you try to become the best, in Wii Arm Wrestling!

FCU 2008 FOR WII

It’s the first video game sanctioned by the international Flag Capturing Union, and it’s right here on your Wii! FCU 2008 for Wii includes every team in all twelve FCU member nations, featuring the new FCU Champions League champs, Canada’s Hamilton Suns. There’s also a wide variety of authentic geographic locations, from Boston to Bloemfontein, from Darwin to Delhi. And the included online mode means you can play against, or with, others all around the world! Can you capture your opponents’ flag and scale the heights of FCU 2008 for Wii?

WII TIDDLYWINKS

Tiddle your winks all day long in Wii Tiddlywinks! Your Wii Remote gives you complete control over pressure, angles, and height, and the online Tiddle Tournament lets you challenge yourself against tiddlers around the world. With the most realistic physics ever to hit console tiddling, Wii Tiddlywinks lets you tiddle with the pros!

WII TAX ASSESSOR

Crunch numbers! Find tax evaders! File forms! It’s all here in Wii Tax Assessor, the Wii’s first game that takes you inside the exciting world of present day tax assessing! Work your way through various levels of government, from county property tax all the way up to federal income tax. Or, do you have what it takes to be the world’s best repo person? Travel the world of tariffs, surcharges, and audits in Wii Tax Assessor!

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