WEEKLY WHINE

Eight who could potentially be missed

As you are well aware, deaths of famous people are never funny. Therefore, when the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network covered the deaths of the following famous people within the last couple of weeks, it did so in the utmost respect and esteem.

MICHAEL JACKSON: 1958-2009
Currently walking on the Moon with Billie Jean

JERRI NIELSEN, 1952-2009
Pioneer of the exciting field of self surgery

ED MCMAHON, 1923-2009
Actually dead; not a blooper nor a practical joke

STEVE MCNAIR, 1973-2009
Sometimes one yard does make a difference

KARL MALDEN, 1912-2009
Tragically left home without American Express card

YASMINE, 1972-2009
As Leonard Cohen put it: Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye

BILLY MAYS, 1958-2009
Obituary will air after we are done OxiCleaning our Hercules Hook

FARRAH FAWCETT, 1947-2009
Despite first film, love proves not funny at all