WEEKLY WHINE

Ace Logjam Resource

Anagrams of MLS clubs were created with the help of I, Rearrangement Servant.

• Chicago Fire: Air Chief Cog
• Chivas USA: Ha, Via Cuss
• Colorado Rapids: Or Add Acropolis
• Columbus Crew: Clubs Cower? Um...
• Football Club Dallas: A Local Fad: Bull Blots
• DC United: Inducted
• Houston Dynamo: Nomads, No Youth
• Los Angeles Galaxy: Lean Gals, Sexy Goal
• Sporting Kansas City: Snacking Tips: A Story
• New England Revolution: Goal Ruled Nonevent Win
• New York Red Bulls: Beer Drunk Slowly
• Philadelphia Union: Head Uphill in Piano
• Portland Timbers: Pent Bridal Storm
• Real Salt Lake: Ask All, Relate
• San Jose Earthquakes: Aqua Jar, Seek Hotness
• Seattle Sounders: Ears So Unsettled
• Toronto Football Club: Local Tofu Born Blotto
• Vancouver Whitecaps: Wave, Catchup Version