As you know, travelling on aircraft is wrong. By this point we were supposed to have regular flights to the Moon on the Pan Am Space Clipper, with excursions to Hyper Base One every Tuesday and Friday. But somewhere along the line we forgot that travelling within Earth’s atmosphere is inconvenient and inefficient, and that travelling outside Earth’s atmosphere is awesomely awesome.
If you yourself are currently trapped in an outmoded facility wherein thousands of people like yourself are sitting somewhere waiting for the opportunity to confine themselves in tight quarters within a metal cylinder that doesn’t even have a microgravity period, we have prepared a brand new Super Happy Assortment of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions. Print them out and participate in them when your aircraft is deemed unusable because someone neglected to pour the funny green stuff into the lavatory.
Complete this box such that each row, column, and diagonal contains exactly one asterisk.
Identify the word that belongs in each of the blanks below.
1. Which team won the first Super Bowl?
2. Which of these cities has hosted at least one Super Bowl?
3. The team currently representing which of these cities is undefeated in Super Bowls?
4. Which team won the first Super Bowl played in New Jersey?
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4. We don’t know yet
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