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DO NOT PLACE IT BEYOND THE LINE

“Travelling is a fun, exciting, and educational thing that everyone should do.” See the Universe in your Chevroverse in Do Not Place It Beyond the Line.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT LEAVE IT UNATTENDED

“And don’t ask what this predicament is.” Recognise that it is “Copper is twenty percent more expensive than market forces would otherwise suggest” in Do Not Leave It Unattended.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT PUT IT IN A FOUR OUNCE BOTTLE

“The ____ team has participated in every Rugby World Cup.” See if you should face your opponents as they do the ____ in Do Not Put It in a Four Ounce Bottle.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT PACK IT WITH YOUR KNIVES

“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.

Keywords: Community, Sport, SHAGADELIC, Football, Women’s World Cup

DO NOT FUEL YOUR LIGHTER WITH IT

“Complete this box such that each row, column, and diagonal contains exactly one asterisk.” Figure out where the calculators would go in Do Not Fuel Your Lighter with It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Sport, American football, NFL

DO NOT TRANSLATE IT INTO URDU

“Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a cosmonaut who flew in space forty nine years ago today.” Find out why the best type of game is the one to which you already know the answer in Do Not Translate It Into Urdu.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

DO NOT LIQUEFY IT

“Actually, it isn’t really necessary. It’s just evil.” Discover what Dave Foley is up to these days in Do Not Liquefy It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT USE IT AS SUNGLASSES

“Just go off and close your eyes and imagine that you’re in a faraway paradise like Bora Bora.” Enjoy escapism in Do Not Use It as Sunglasses.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR SHOE

“In which year did Yuri Gagarin travel in space?” Become part of a global conspiracy to turn airports into funports in Do Not Put It In Your Shoe.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

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