Do you enjoy travelling in commercial aircraft?
If you said yes, you must be piloting the aircraft. For the rest of us, travelling in commercial aircraft takes too long. Most of us have to leave our home 180 minutes in advance in order to arrive at the airport 150 minutes in advance in order to find a parking space 120 minutes in advance in order to arrive at the ticket line 90 minutes in advance in order to arrive at the security line 60 minutes in advance in order to arrive at the gate 30 minutes in advance in order to arrive at your seat 10 minutes in advance in order for the aircraft to fail to depart at the scheduled time.
Because you will most assuredly have a great deal of downtime whilst travelling in commercial aircraft, we have prepared a brand new Super Happy Assortment of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions. Print them out and participate in them when your airport suddenly activates Security Panic Mode because some guy left his third piece of baggage outside the bathroom stall just for a minute.
Put a number between 1 and 9 in each box such that the sum of each row, column, and diagonal is equal to 15.
Identify the one word that belongs in all of the blanks below.
1. Which country has the largest population amongst those that lie entirely on the European continent?
2. Which country has the greatest land area amongst those that lie entirely in the Central American isthmus?
3. Which country has the greatest land area amongst those made up of two major islands?
4. Which country has the largest population amongst those that use a single time zone?
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4. We don’t know yet
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