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The Pyramid has returned to American television, an event that has made all of us here at GoobNet shout out random things like “Things on your driver’s license!” and “What that one crazy singer on The X Factor would say!”.

But there are, of course, a wide variety of topics that could be featured in the Winner’s Circle. Here are our suggestions, along with possible clues for some of them.

  • Things you wear on your head
  • Things you wear on your feet
  • Things you wear on your arm
  • Things you wear around your waist
  • Small US states
    • Delaware
    • Rhode Island
    • Connecticut
  • Large US states
    • California
    • Texas
    • Alaska
  • Medium sized US states
    • Ohio
    • Louisiana
    • Arkansas
    • Iowa
  • Famous painters
  • Members of the Beatles
  • Famous teenagers
    • Justin Bieber
    • Dakota Fanning
    • Dakota Blue Richards
    • Missy Franklin
    • Ferris Bueller
    • Samantha Baker
  • Parts of a laptop
  • Electronic gadgets
  • Why you eat a cookie
  • Why you run for office
  • Why you go to college
  • Why you quit your job
  • Why you dump your partner
  • Ways to keep pants up (fasten)
    • Button
    • Zipper
    • Belt
    • Suspenders
  • Footballers
  • Basketballers
  • Baseballers
  • American footballers
  • Olympic athletes
  • Olympic events
  • Uncancelled (revived) TV shows
    • Doctor Who
    • Family Guy
    • Futurama
    • The Pyramid
  • Classic video games
    • Donkey Kong
    • Pong
    • Pac-Man
    • Super Mario Bros
    • Galaga
    • Centipede
  • MLS clubs
  • European football clubs
  • Forms of identification
    • Driver’s license
    • Passport
    • Birth certificate
    • Social Security card
    • Voter registration card
  • What Oprah Winfrey would say
    • Join my club and read these books!
    • I can’t believe Indians eat with their hands!
    • You get a car!
    • You get a car!
    • Everybody gets a car!
  • What JK Rowling would say
    • I wrote the Harry Potter books
    • People are really obsessing about my Harry Potter books
    • I’ve written other things besides Harry Potter books
  • What the ‘Real Housewives’ would say
    • You’re a bitch!
    • No, you’re a bitch!
    • I’m gonna slap you!
    • No, I’m gonna slap you!
  • What a ‘The Price Is Right’ model would say
  • What a lesbian would say
  • What the Village People would say
  • Reflective things
  • Things that glow
    • Neon sign
    • Firefly
    • Pregnant woman
  • Things that are dull
    • Long lecture
    • Unending lecture
    • Unsharpened pencil
  • Things that are average
    • Two and a half star movie
    • C student
    • GoobNet
  • Wasteful things
    • Unrecycled bottles
    • Uneaten food
    • Non-carpooling commuters
    • GoobNet
  • Things a pregnant woman craves
    • Chocolate covered cabbage
    • Ice cream and pickles
    • Epidural
  • Things you find on GoobNet
    • Weekly Whine
    • Munbers
    • SPLUT
    • SPEED
    • ARRRGH
    • Men’s World Cup qualifiers
    • Women’s World Cup qualifiers
    • Stupid, useless lists

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