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Florida tries to fuck things up again, fails
GOP RETAINS HOUSE
Four more years!... of gridlock
PUERTO RICO VOTES FOR STATEHOOD
Historic electoral first: people actually volunteering to pay federal taxes
REPS, SENATORS FOR NH ALL FEMALE
New Hampshire says: DC needs women!
COLORADO, WASHINGTON LEGALISE* MARIJUANA
* Subject to federal law
MAINE, MARYLAND, WASHINGTON LEGALISE* GAY MARRIAGE
* Subject to federal law, which is on books but not in Attorney General’s files
CALIFORNIA LEGALISES* HIGHER TAXES
* Subject to state’s continuing desire to kill violent felons
PETRAEUS OUT AT CIA
Sometimes a biographer is just a biographer
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