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Do not place it beyond the line

Travelling is a fun, exciting, and educational thing that everyone should do.

But not with the modes of transportation that currently exist.

If you are attempting to travel on one of the modes of transportation that currently exist, this brand new Super Happy Assortment of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions may be just what you need. Print them out and participate in them when your mode of transportation cannot be used due to a stain on the carpet that bears a rather repulsive smell that can be detected throughout its entire interior.

SPEE-NAGRAM

Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a place where humans are capable of living.

UVINERSE

WHAT’S MISSING?

Identify the words that belong in the blanks below.

  1. So far, ____ humans have landed on the Moon.
  2. Returning to the Moon is nothing but a ____.
  3. But a human mission to Mars would ____.
  4. Seriously, let’s fucking get our ____ together and land on Mars already.

THE QUESTIONS

1. Which of these can be found in abundance on the Moon?

  1. Liquid water
  2. Liquid mercury
  3. Liquid oxygen
  4. Liquid nitrogen

2. Which of these items could be used to land on the Moon?

  1. Paper
  2. Plastic
  3. Leg
  4. Arm

3. Which of these mountains is found on Mars?

  1. Galaxius Mons
  2. Centauri Montes
  3. Hellas Montes
  4. Uranius Tholus

4. Which of these worlds was settled before Mars?

  1. Callisto
  2. Mercury
  3. 4 Vesta
  4. 4954 Eric

ANSWERS

Spee-Nagram

UNIVERSE

What’s Missing?

  1. Awesome
  2. Requirement
  3. Win
  4. Equipment

The Questions

1. No

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. We don’t know yet

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