GoobNet welcomes you to the following message to Dan Snyder.
Dan Snyder, you own a professional American football team based in the vicinity of Washington, DC, USA. Please stop.
Failing that, please stop using an offensive term in the name of the team. You have repeatedly stated that the team’s name is “intended” to honour Native Americans. We once again remind you that it is not doing so.
You are likely to make a nonsensical argument about “political correctness gone mad” or something of the sort. We once again remind you that this is not what political correctness means. You should change the name of your team for business reasons: the team’s current name is alienating millions of your potential customers. And these are not merely Native Americans. All honest, hard working Americans who have honestly worked hard to build a functioning society have taken offence at this name.
You are likely to whine that there are no other appropriate names. Please stop doing that too, because this is our Weekly Whine. You may whine on your own website. If you choose to do so, please do so only after changing the name of your team to one of the following names that the GoobNet Special Projects Enhancement and Enforcement Division [SPEED] came up with whilst Wen was reheating her rice.
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