WEEKLY WHINE
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GoobNet welcomes you to the following message to Dan Snyder.
Dan Snyder, you own a professional American football team based in the vicinity of Washington, DC, USA. Please stop.
Failing that, please stop using an offensive term in the name of the team. You have repeatedly stated that the team’s name is “intended” to honour Native Americans. We once again remind you that it is not doing so.
You are likely to make a nonsensical argument about “political correctness gone mad” or something of the sort. We once again remind you that this is not what political correctness means. You should change the name of your team for business reasons: the team’s current name is alienating millions of your potential customers. And these are not merely Native Americans. All honest, hard working Americans who have honestly worked hard to build a functioning society have taken offence at this name.
You are likely to whine that there are no other appropriate names. Please stop doing that too, because this is our Weekly Whine. You may whine on your own website. If you choose to do so, please do so only after changing the name of your team to one of the following names that the GoobNet Special Projects Enhancement and Enforcement Division [SPEED] came up with whilst Wen was reheating her rice.
- Washington Warriors
- Washington Sentinels
- Washington Hail
- Washington Generals
- Washington Presidents
- Washington Senators
- Washington Representatives
- Washington Lawyers
- Washington Lobbyists
- Washington Elites
- Washington Latte Liberals
- Washington Old Greedy Conservatives
- Washington Constitutional Law Lecturers
- Washington Residents Who Have No Vote in Congress
- Washington Deficits
- Washington Yes Men
- Washington Smithsonians
- Washington Musea
- Washington Philosoraptors
- Washington Burgundies
- Washington Greens
- Washington Reds
- Washington Indigos
- Washington Clash
- Washington Mutiny
- Washington Rebels
- Washington Alliance
- Washington X Wings
- Washington Tie Fighters
- All Your Footballs Are Belong to Washington
- W@$#1ng+0n Pwnage
- Washington Admirals
- Washington Colonels
- Washington Lieutenant Colonels
- Washington Majors
- Washington Captains
- Washington Lieutenants
- Washington Commodores
- Washington Commanders
- Washington Lieutenant Commanders
- Washington Ensigns
- Washington Conquistadors
- Washington Navy SEALs
- Washington Satellites
- Washington Tandys
- Washington Art Gallery Security Guards
- Washington Avant Garde Postmodernists
- Washington Mud Cats
- Washington Lookouts
- Washington Calculators
- Washington Peeps
- Washington Eagles
- Washington Cowboys
- Landover Shoppers
- Landover Wizards
- Landover Wiz
- Washington Entities
- Sporting Washington
- Washington Arsenal
- Snyder’s Old Boys
- Potomac Juniors
- Washington People Whose Skins Come in a Wide Variety of Shades and Tones, Which Is Totally Okay and In Fact Beneficial As It Offers the Potential for a Vast Range of Viewpoints to be Heard and Exercised
- Saw No Thing Anagram Enthusiasts
- FC GoobNet
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