WEEKLY WHINE

Cool Jug Ears, Race Me

We here at GoobNet would like to congratulate Ears So Unsettled for winning the 2016 Plscum. After a turbulent season that saw the sacking of manager I Dig Schism, Ears So Unsettled reached the Plscum final, where they defeated Local Tofu Born Blotto on penalties. They were then presented the Plscum trophy by Brag Drone.

Since the last time we anagrammed MLS, a few new teams have entered, and one has exited. Let us therefore reanagram the Ace Logjam Resource.

As always, anagrams of MLS clubs were created with the help of I, Rearrangement Servant.

• Atlanta United: Annual Tit Date
• Chicago Fire: Air Chief Cog
• Chivas USA: Ha, Via Cuss
• Colorado Rapids: Or Add Acropolis
• Columbus Crew SC: Curb Muscle Cows
• FC Dallas: Calf Lads
• DC United: Inducted
• Houston Dynamo: Nomads, No Youth
• Los Angeles FC: Golf Cleanses
• Los Angeles Galaxy: Yell: Go! Lasagna! Sex!
• Sporting Kansas City: Nasty Kissing Captor
• Miami Fusion FC: I Aim Sonic Muff
• Minnesota United: A Mused Intention
• Montréal Impact: Mint-Top Caramel
• New England Revolution: Lower Nun Invented Goal
• New York City FC: Coy, Nifty Wreck
• New York Red Bulls: Sullen Work Derby
• Orlando City SC: Cold Cats: Irony
• Philadelphia Union: Halal Hippie? I Dunno
• Portland Timbers: Nerd Balm: Sport It!
• Real Salt Lake: Ask All, Relate
• San Jose Earthquakes: Aqua Jar, Seek Hotness
• Seattle Sounders: Outlasted Sneers
• Tampa Bay Mutiny: My Bay: Putt Mania
• Toronto Football Club: Local Tofu Born Blotto
• Vancouver Whitecaps: Waves Crave Nip Touch