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There now follows a ranking of the top lines and exchanges of the first production season of Futurama, shown here with the episode in which they appeared. Criteria included interestingness, funnyness, and memorableness.
Eligibility was limited to lines and exchanges that were interesting, funny, or memorable on their own merits. Lines and exchanges that were dependent upon sight gags or the programme’s structure were not eligible. For example, Leela’s famous line “If only I had two or three minutes to think about it” was funny only because it led immediately into a commercial break. By contrast, most of Zapp Brannigan’s lines would be funny even without the heavy sigh from Kif Kroker.
Images are provided courtesy Morbotron.
1. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S01E01/181831.jpg)
2. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
3. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
4. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
5. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
6. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
7. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
8. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
9. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
10. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
11. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
12. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S01E05/848962.jpg)
13. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S01E04/652878.jpg)
14. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
15. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
16. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
17. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
18. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
19. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
20. 1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage”
21. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
22. 1ACV11: “Mars University”
23. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
24. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
25. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
26. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
27. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
28. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S01E02/802427.jpg)
29. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
30. 1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage”
31. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
32. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
![[beep]](https://morbotron.com/img/S01E03/510452.jpg)
33. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
34. 1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage”
35. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
36. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
37. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
38. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
39. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
40. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
41. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S02E03/783584.jpg)
42. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
43. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
44. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
45. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
46. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
47. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
48. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
49. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
50. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
51. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
52. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
53. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
![Dr John A Zoidberg: Young lady, I’m an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say [silly noise].](https://morbotron.com/meme/S01E02/218243.jpg?b64lines=IFlvdW5nIGxhZHksIEnigJltIGFuCiBleHBlcnQgb24gaHVtYW5zLiBOb3cKIHBpY2sgYSBtb3V0aCwgb3BlbiBpdCwKIGFuZCBzYXkgW3NpbGx5IG5vaXNlXS4=)
![Philip J Fry: Um... [imitates silly noise].](https://morbotron.com/meme/S01E02/224083.jpg?b64lines=IFVtLi4uCiBbaW1pdGF0ZXMgc2lsbHkgbm9pc2VdLg==)
54. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
55. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
56. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
57. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
58. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
59. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
60. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
61. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
62. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
63. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
64. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
65. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
66. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
67. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
68. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
69. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
70. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
71. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
72. 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
73. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
74. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
75. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
76. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
77. 1ACV07: “My Three Suns”
78. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
79. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
80. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
81. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
82. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
83. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
84. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
85. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
86. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
87. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
88. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
89. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
90. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
91. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
92. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
93. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
94. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
95. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
96. 1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage”
97. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
98. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
99. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
100. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
101. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
102. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
103. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
104. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
105. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
106. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
107. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
108. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
109. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
110. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
111. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
112. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
![[pause]](https://morbotron.com/img/S02E03/1029571.jpg)
113. 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
114. 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
115. 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
116. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
117. 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
118. 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
119. 1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
120. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
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