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2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SCIENTIFIC AND REFERENTIAL CONFERENCE

“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfull the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PUTDOWNS AND STUPIDNESS CONFERENCE

“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PHILIP J FRY CONFERENCE

“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ CONFERENCE

“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: TURANGA LEELA CONFERENCE

“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

TOP LINES THAT ARE SO SUDDEN AFTER THIRTEEN YEARS

“Stop the end of the world sex!” Be right now in time for the Top Lines That Are So Sudden After Thirteen Years.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES THAT ARE NUTSO GOOD

“π/4 radians of pizza, please.” Use mathy talk in the Top Lines That Are Nutso Good.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES HEARD ON A CELL PHONE TELEPHONE

“Everyone out of the Universe!” All personnel must evacuate the Universe and report to the Mandatorium for the Top Lines Heard on a Cell Phone Telephone.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES AS RATED BY THE COOLOMETER

“I deserve this.” Gain familiarity with the type of thing you can see in the Top Lines As Rated By the Coolometer.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES THAT ARE 999,999 IN A MILLION

“Wisconsin won the Rose Bowl 17-9!” Save the good algebra for the final minutes of the Top Lines That Are 999,999 in a Million.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES OF AN ETERNITY WITH NERDS

“Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.” Shut up and get to the point of the Top Lines of an Eternity with Nerds.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

TOP LINES OF THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

“It varies from person to person.” Forget the lunar lander and remember the Top Lines of the World of Tomorrow.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

REGARDING THE INNER WORKINGS OF WINDMILLS

“Not a substitute for human interaction.” Shut up and take our money in Regarding the Inner Workings of Windmills.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

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